I am a soldier for the U.S. Army.
I get a call from the President (but not the real president, a fake one, like in all those doomsday movies):
Fake President: “Private Falk, your country needs you. Will you except this mission?”
Me: “Yes, Sir. Yes I do.”
Fake President: “Good. You are doing your country a great service. Mission details will be sent to you at oh-two-hundred-hours. Be ready. And may God speed.”
Me: “Thank you, Mr. President. I will do my utmost to protect the people of this world.”
Alien and Predator have invaded earth and are hiding out in an abandoned house at the top of a hill. I must invade the house and destroy both of them before they escape.
How the mission pans out:
I put on my Army fatigues and load up my Red Ford Escape with every weapon I can find (This is my car in real life. Apparently they weren’t at all concerned that my bright red vehicle will be spotted by Alien and or Predator).
I drive up the hill, which is actually more of a mountain. At the very top of this mountain is a white, ranch style house. Once at the top, I quietly get out of my car and grab as many weapons and ammo as I can carry. I slowly walk up to the house. I can hear movement and the familiar “clicking” sound that Predator makes. I see he is in the living room so I walk around to the side door. I walk into the kitchen and notice the basement door is open. I slowly make my way to the doorway and look down. Alien is chained up in the basement, struggling to get free. Instead of killing Alien right then and there, I decide to leave her alone (not sure why…). I whisper “I’ll be back for you.”
I then walk around through the dining room which is connected to the living room. I hear something behind me and turn around just in time to see Predator firing at me with his Plasma Gun. I jump around the corner and barely miss it. It blows a whole in the wall joining the living and dining rooms. I run to back bedroom area. I hide in one of the bedrooms. I can hear Predator walking outside. He passes my room, pauses, and then walks on. I sneak out of the room and slowly creep back to the kitchen. I contemplate killing Alien now. I start to make my way down the steps when I feel something grab me. The next thing I know I’m flying through the air. I crash into the wall. Stunned for only a moment. I jump back up and fire my AR-15/SP1 at Predator who is now charging me. Bullets are hitting him but he keeps charging. Finally, I hit him in the helmet, apparently stunning him long enough to make my escape.
I run out the front door to get a more powerful gun only to find my car gone. I look over the side of the hill and see it at the bottom. I run down the hill and hop in the drivers seat. I had forgotten to set the emergency break and it had rolled down the hill. I drive back up the hill and exchange weapons. I opt for a 39mm M203 Launcher, “this should do the trick” I whisper to myself. I close my eyes, take a deep breath, and regain my bearings. I walk back up to the house and notice that Predator is not in the living room anymore. I walk around the house, carefully looking in each window. When I don’t see him I quietly make my way back inside through the side door. I notice right away that the basement door is now closed. I quietly open it and see both Alien and Predator down there. They don’t notice me. I sling my gun onto my back and start pulling grenades off my jacket. I place a dozen or so, pins pulled, into a bucket, toss it down the stairs, shut the door, and run. I feel them detonate before I hear them. The explosion is so powerful I blasted into the air from behind.
I hit the ground and am knocked out briefly. When I wake up most of the dust has settled. Alien and Predator parts are strewn about the blast sight. Amazingly my car is still okay so I climb in. I take a deep breath and turn the key.
Then I hear the “clicking” sound. I look in my review mirror and…
My alarm goes off.
This is a “screenshot” I made. That is me standing on the “basement” stairs getting ready to blast A and P to smithereens.